A harpy, a dream, a fiction.

When I was in bed dreaming, I had one of the most fascinating dreams in the world! I was asleep in my slumber dreaming, but within the dream I saw a cute little harpy hatch from an egg, it squawked like and eagle, and to my surprise, it was a tiny fierce birdie!

As soon as I found the harpy, I moved him into my house as my pet and named him Heather (because he had feathers). Each day, I would feed him mince chicken meat (or if I ran out, I would just give him pellets covered in cat food). As he grew, his feathers were fluffy and usually needed a feather cut.

When his wings were big enough, we flew off to the seven seas and usually glide there. However, one day, we flew off to the deepest of the seas in the world. There, we were hovering on the water. But as we were hovering, her feathers got wet and we fell in (I can't swim).

I tried crying for help in the water, but it just sounded like "blubber!". As the lights were disappearing. I saw her eyes closing and as I was almost dying, she let out a huge "SQUAWK!" That was her biggest squawk yet. As the squawk echoed around my body, the vibrations of the sound flew me off to the sky into the roof of our home.  I shed many manly tears and spread her ashes out to sea. There she will remember all the times we've been travelling out to sea.

As I continued to pack up her things, I checked the back of her pillows for messy feathers, but I found something else wonderful, it was an egg! I don't know when she laid the egg, but I was gladly surprised! A graceful resurrection! As I looked after it, it hatched and grew to a wonderful mighty bird, just like Heather!

Years passed by, I had total of 4,000 harpies living in my house!

As the 4,000th harpy laid the 4,001st harpy egg, it hatched gave a tiny squeaky squawk, but suddenly, boom! The largest squawk of them all! It even almost made my ears bleed. Sadly, I woke up to find that it was actually my annoying and noisy alarm clock! WOW! That was one mad alarm clock, what a way to wake up!